Fujitsu-san! Konnichiwa.
McFly. I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced.
- You are terminated! - Terminated?
No! No! It wasn't my fault, sir.
It was Needles. Needles was behind the whole thing.
- And you cooperated. - No, I didn't. It was a sting operation.
It was illegal, and you knew, McFly. Read myfax.
No! Please, no! I cannot be fired.
I'm fired. Ahh!
Oh, this is heavy.
What am I gonna tell Jennifer?
Jennifer. Jennifer.
Oh, Doc, am I glad to see you.
Go out the front door. I'll meet you there.
But it doesn't open. There's no doorknob.
Press your thumb to the plate.
What plate?
Marty, what does this fax mean?
- Oh, Mom, it's a joke. An office joke. Kind of a joke fax. - A joke?
Well, Marty, I heard you yelling. Mom, Mom, calm down.
I wasn't yelling. Needles and I were just kind of joking.
Welcome home,Jennifer.
Lost myjob? Mom, get out of town.
- I'm young! - I'm old!
Marty! Marty! Marty! Come quick! Quick!
She encountered her older self and went into shock,
just as I predicted.
She'll be fine. Let's get her back to 1985.
And then I'm gonna destroy the time machine.
Destroy it? What about all that stuff about humanity,
where we're going and why?
The risks are just too great, as this incident proves.
And I was behaving responsibly.
Imagine the danger if the time machine were to fall into the wrong hands.
My only regret is that I'll never get a chance...
tovisit my favorite historical era,
the Old West.
But time traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myselfto study...
the other great mystery of the universe..
women.
Marty, Einie, brace yourselves for temporal displacement.
Did we make it?
Are we back?
We're back.
Let's put her in the swing.
Then I'll take you home, and you can come back in your truck to wake her.
When she awakens here at her own house and it's dark,
you should be able to convince her that it was all a dream.
Wait a minute. Are we just gonna leave her here on the porch?
The disorientation will help convince her that it was all a dream.
Well, how long do you think she's gonna be out?
I'm not quitesure. She received quite a shock.
Couldbe fora fewminutes. Most probably a couple ofhours.
You better bring some smelling salts back with you.
- Hey, you're the doc, Doc. - All right, come on. Let's go, Einie.
Don't worry. She'll be fine.
I don't remember bars being on these windows.
If you need me, I'll be back at my lab, dismantling this thing.
Right.
What the hell..
Hey, wait. Wait a minute. What are you doing in my room?
- Help me! Mom! - Okay, okay, okay.
- Dad! Help me! - Freeze, sucker!
- I don't want any trouble. - He jumped me! - Well, you got trouble now,
you piece of trash!
- What are you doing in here with my daughter? - I'm just in the wrong house.
- You got that right! - Hit him, Dad!
- Look, I made a mistake. - Damn right you made a mistake!
That's right. You keep running, sucker!
And you tell that realty company that I ain't selling, you hear?
We ain't gonna be terrorized.
This has got to be the wrong year.
1985?
- It can't be. - Drop it.
So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers.
Mr. Strickland. Mr. Strickland.
- It's.. It's me, sir. It's Marty. - Who?
Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know me, sir, from school, sir?
I've never seen you before in my life, but you look to me like a slacker.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. I am a slacker.
- Don't you remember? You gave me detention last week. - Last week?
The school burned down six years ago.
Now you've got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact.
- One, - No, please, Mr. Strickland!
- I just wanna know what the hell's going on here. - two..
Hey, Strickland!
Eat lead, slackers!
Watch where you're going.
- Crazy drunk pedestrian. - Red.
* One foot on the brake and one on the gas *
* Well, there's too much traffic*
* I can't pass, no *
* So I tried my best illegal move *
* Well, baby, black and white *
* Come and touched my groove again *
* Go on and write me up a 1 25 *
* Post my face wanted dead or alive *
* Take my license all thatjive *
* I can't drive *
* 55 **
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...
the BiffTannen Museum.
Dedicated to Hill Valley's number- one citizen...
and America's greatest living folk hero.
The one and only Biff Tannen.
Of course we've all heard the legend, but who is the man?
Inside you will learn how Biff Tannen...
became one ofthe richest and most powerful men in America.
Learn the amazing history of the Tannen family,
starting with his great- grandfather,
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen, fastest gun in the west.
See Biff's humble beginnings...
and how a trip to the racetrack on his 21 st birthday...
made him a millionaire overnight.
Share in the excitement of a fabulous winning streak...
that earned him the nickname, "The Luckiest Man on Earth. "
Learn how Biff parlayed that lucky winning streak...
into the vast empire called Biffco.
Discover how, in 1979,
Biff successfully lobbied to legalize gambling...
and turned Hill Valley's dilapidated courthouse...
into a beautiful casino hotel.
I just wanna say one thing.
God bless America.
Meet the women who shared in his passion...
as he searched for true love.
And relive Biff's happiest moment, as in 1973,
he realized his life long romantic dream...
by marrying his high school sweetheart, Lorraine Baines McFly.
Third time's a charm.
- No! No! - Hey, you're coming with us upstairs.
- Let me go. - Sonny, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
The easy way.
Mom? Mom, is that you?
Just relax, Marty.
You've been asleep for almost two hours.
I had... a horrible nightmare. It was terrible.
Well, you're safe and sound now.
Back on the good ol' 27th floor.
Twenty.. seventh floor?
Mom? Mom, that can't be you.
Well, y.. yes, it's me, Marty. Are you all right?
I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just that you're so.. you're so...
big.
Everything's gonna be fine, Marty. Are you hungry?
I.. I can call room service.
Room service?
Lorraine!
- Oh, my God, it's your father. - My father?
You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!
- My father? - Did you get kicked out of another boarding school?
Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough...
I've blown on this no- good kid of yours, on all three of'em?
What the hell do you care? We can afford it.
The least we can do with all that money...
is to provide a better life for our children.
Hold on one second. Let's get this straight.
Marty is your kid, not mine.
And all the money in the world wouldn't do jack shit for that lazy bum.
Stop it, Biff. Just stop it.
Look at him. He's a butthead, just like his old man was.
Don't you dare speak that way about George.
You're not even half the man he was.
- You son of a bitch! - Hey!
Always the little hothead, huh?
You wanna take a poke at me?
Damn it, Biff. That's it. I'm leaving.
Oh, ho- ho. So go ahead.
But think about this, Lorraine.
Who's gonna pay for all your clothes, huh?
And your jewelry? And your liquor?
Who's gonna pay for your cosmetic surgery, Lorraine?
You were the one who wanted me to get these.. these... things.
If you want'em back, you can have 'em.
Look, Lorraine, you walk out that door,
and I won't only cut off you, I'll cut off your kids.
- You wouldn't. - Oh, wouldn't I?
First your daughter Linda.. I'll cancel all her credit cards.
She can settle her debts with the bank all by herself.
Your idiot son Dave.. I'll get his probation revoked.
And as for Marty..
well, maybe you'd like to have all three of your kids behind bars,
just like your brother Joey.
One big, happy jailbird family.
All right, Biff, you win.
I'll stay.
As for you, I'll be back up here in an hour, so you better not be.
He was right, and I was wrong.
Mom? Mom, what are you saying?
- You're actually defending him! - I had it coming.
He's my husband, and he takes care of all of us,
and he deserves our respect.
Respect?
Your husband!
How can he be your husband?
How could you leave Dad for him?
Leave Dad? Marty, are you feeling all right?
No! No, I'm not feeling all right.
I don't understand one damn thing that's going on around here...
and why nobody can give me a simple straight answer.
Oh, they must have hit you over the head hard this time.
Mom, I just wanna know one thing.
Where's my father? Where's George McFly?
Marty.
George, your father,
is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years.
Oak Park Cemetery.
No.
This can't be happening.
March 15, 1973?
No! Oh, please, God, no!
No, please, God.
Please, God, no, this can't be happening.
This can't be happening.
This can't be..
I'm afraid it is happening, Marty, all of it.
Doc.
When I learned about your father, I figured you'd come here.
Then you know what happened to him?
You know what happened...
on March 15,
1973?
Yes, Marty, I know.
I went to the public library to try to make sense out ofall the madness.
The place was boarded up, shut down,
- so I broke in and borrowed some newspapers. - I don't get it, Doc.
I mean, how can all this be happening?
It's like we're in hell or something.
No, it's Hill Valley, although I can't imagine hell being much worse.
Oh, Einie.
I'm sorry, boy.
The lab is an awful, awful, awful, awful mess.
Attaboy. Obviously,
the time continuum has been disrupted,
creating this new temporal event sequence,
resulting in this alternate reality.
- English, Doc. - Here, here, here. Let me illustrate.
Imagine...
that this line represents time.
Here's the present, 1985,
the future and the past.
Prior to this point in time, somewhere in the past,
the time line skewed into this tangent,
creating an alternate 1985.
Alternate to you, me and Einstein,
but reality for everyone else.
Recognize this? It's the bag the sports book came in.
I know because the receipt was still inside.
I found them in the time machine.
Along with this.
It's the top of Biff's cane.
I mean, old Biff, from the future.
Correct. It was in the time machine...
because Biffwas in the time machine with the sports almanac.
- Holy shit. - You see,
while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book,
stole the time machine, went back in time...
and gave the book to himself at some point in the past.
Look.
It says right here that Biff made his first million...
betting on a horse race in 1958.
He wasn't just lucky. He knew...
because he had all the race results in the sports almanac.
That's how he made his entire fortune.
Look at his pocket with the magnifying glass.
The almanac.
The son of a bitch stole my idea.
He must have been listening when I..
It's my fault. The whole thing is my fault.
If l hadn't bought that damn book,
- None of this would've ever happened. - Well, that's all in the past.
- You mean the future. - Whatever.
It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be misused...
and why the time machine must be destroyed...
after we straighten all of this out.
Right. So we go back to the future...
and we stop Biff from stealing the time machine.
We can't because ifwe travel into the future from this point in time,
it will be the future of this reality...
in which Biff is corrupt and powerful...
and married to your mother,
and in which...
this has happened to me.
No. Our only chance to repair the present...
is in the past at the point where the time line skewed into this tangent.
In order to put the universe back as we remember it...
and get back to our reality,
we have to find out the exact date and the specific circumstances...
of how, where and when young Biff got his hands on that sports almanac.
I'll ask him.
Bulletproof vest. Great flick! Great freaking flick!
The guy is brilliant.
What the hell's going.. Hey, you!
- What the hell are you doing in here? - Party's over, Biff.
Sorry, ladies. How did you get past my security downstairs?
There's a little matter we need to talk about.
Yeah, money, right? Well, forget it.
No. Not money.
Grays Sports Almanac.
You heard him, girls. The party's over.
- Start talking, kid. - What else you know about that book?
First you tell me how you got it.
How, where...
and when.
All right. Take a seat.
Sit down!
November 12, 1955, that was when.
November 12, 1955?
That was the date I went back..
That... was the date of the famous Hill Valley lightning storm.
You know your history. Very good.
I'll never forget that Saturday.
I'd just picked my car up from the shop 'cause I'd rolled it in a drag race...
- a few days earlier. - I thought you crashed into a manure truck.
How do you know about that?
My father told me about it.
Your father?
Before he died.
Oh, yeah, right.
So there I was, minding my own business.
This crazy old codger with a cane shows up.
He says he's my distant relative. I don't see any resemblance.
So he says, "How would you like to be rich?"
So I said, "Sure."
So he lays this book on me.
He says this bookwill tell me the outcome of every sporting event...
till the end ofthe century.
All I have to do is bet on the winner, and I'll never lose.
So I say, "What's the catch?"
He says, "No catch. Just keep it a secret."
After that he disappeared.
I never saw him again.
Oh, andhe told me one more thing.
He said, "Someday a crazy, wild-eyed scientist...
"or a kid may show up asking about that book.
And if that ever happens.. "
Funny. I never thought it would be you.
Biff, you're forgetting one thing. What the hell is that?
You're dead, you little son of a bitch!
- Hey, there he is! - Hey, hey!
Go ahead, kid.Jump.
- A suicide will be nice and neat. - What if I don't?
Lead poisoning.
What about the police, Biff?
They're going to match up the bullet with that gun.
Kid, I own the police!
Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
You son of a..
I suppose it's poetic justice :
two McFlys with the same gun.
Idiot.
What the hell?
Nice shot, Doc.
You're not gonna believe this. We gotta go back to 1955.
I don't believe it.
That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955.
Unbelievable that old Biff could have chosen that particular date.
It could mean that that point in time inherently contains...
some sort of cosmic significance,
almost as if it were the temporal junction point...
for the entire the space-time continuum.
On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.
Damn! Gotta fix that thing.
All right. Time circuit's on.
What do you mean, time circuit's on? Doc!
- We're not going back now? - Yep.
What about Jennifer? What about Einstein?
- We can't just leave them here. - Don't worry, Marty.
Assuming we succeed on our mission, this alternate 1985...
will be changed back into the real 1985,
instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie.
Jennifer and Einie will be fine,
and they will have absolutely no memory ofthis horrible place.
Doc, what ifwe don't succeed?
We must succeed.
Oh, this is heavy, Doc. I mean, it's like I was just here yesterday.
You were here yesterday, Marty, you were. Amazing, isn't it?
All right. Sunrise should be in about 22 minutes.
You go into town, and I'll track down young Biff and tail him.
Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the almanac.
Above all, you must not interfere with that event.
We must let old Biff believe he's succeeded so that he'll leave 1955...
- and bring the DeLorean back to the future. - Right.
Once old Biff is gone, grab the almanac anyway that you can.
Remember, both of our futures depend on this.
You don't have to remind me of that, Doc.
Here's some binoculars and a walkie-talkie so we can keep in contact.
I'll stay and try to repair the short in the time circuit.
That way, we don't risk anyone else stealing the time machine,
and I won't risk accidentally running into my other self.
- Other self? - Yes. There are now two of me here,
and there are two of you here.
The other me is the Dr.Emmett Brown from 1955,
the other me that helps the other you get back to 1985.
- Remember the lightning bolt at the clock tower? - Yeah.
That event doesn't happen until tonight, so you must be very careful...
not to run into your other self.
Let me give you some money.
Have to be prepared for all monetary possibilities.
- Get yourself some '50s clothes. - Check, Doc.
Something inconspicuous!
Doc. Come in. This is Marty. Over.
Roger, Marty. This is Doc. Are you there?
Yeah, Doc. I'm at the address.
It's the only "Tannen" in the book,
but I don't think this is Biff's house.
It looks like some old lady lives here.
- Biff! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Where you goin', Biff? - I'm going to get my car, Grandma!
When are you coming back? My feet hurt and I want you to rub my toes some more!
Shut up, you old bag.
- Give us our ball back. - What ball?
- That ball! - What ball are you talking about?
Give us our ball back!
What ball? Is this your ball?
- Yeah! Yeah! - You want it back?
Well, go get it!
Doc, it is Biff's house. I'm on him. Over.
* Mr. Sandman*
* Bring me a dream *
* Make her complexion like peaches and cream *
- Hey! - * Give her two lips **
- Looking good. - Biff, she's all fixed up just like new,
but I couldn't get her started.
You got some kind of kill switch on this thing?
You gotta have the right touch. Nobody can start this car but me.
- The bill comes to $302.57. - Three hundred bucks!
Three hundred bucks for a couple of dents?
- Hey, that's bullshit. - No, it was horseshit.
The whole car was full ofit. I had topay Old ManJones 80 bucks to haul it away.
Old ManJones probably resold it too. I oughta get something for that.
You wanna somethi ng for it? We'll go inside, you can call Old Man Jones,
- if he wants to give you a refund, that's fine. - It's three hundred bucks!
If l catch the guy that caused this, I'll break his neck.
The manure. I remember that.
- Four cans of Valvoline. - Four cans for a $300 job?
- I couldn't even have lunch in the shop. - I should get a case for $300!
It smells worse than the bathroom
The smell's never gonna go away, Biff. Last time I do you a favor.
Last time!
Ohh!
It's so perfect, Lorraine.
You're going to look so good!
Well, lookee what we have here. Nice dress, Lorraine,
although I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all.
Biff, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
Listen, Lorraine, there's that dance at school tonight.
Right now that my car is all fixed, I figured I'd give you the honor...
- of going with the best-looking guy in school. - I'm busy.
- Doin' what? - Washing my hair.
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Screen door on a submarine, you dork.
Look, Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance.
Who? That bug, George McFly?
I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay?
Calvin Klein? No, it's not okay.
You're going with me, understand?
- Get your cooties off me! - When are you gonna get it through your thick skull?
- You're my girl. - Biff Tannen,
I wouldn't be your girl even if..
even if you had a million dollars!
Yes, you will! It's you and me, Lorraine!
Watch it!
It's meant to be!
I'm going to marry you someday, Lorraine.
Someday you'll be my wife!
You always did have a way with women.
Get the hell out of my car, old man!
You want to marry that girl? I can help make it happen.
Oh, yeah. Who are you, Miss Lonely hearts?
Just get in the car, butthead.
Who you calling butthead, butthead?
How did you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me.
Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, watch where you're driving, old man!
If you dent this car, I'll kill you.
Oh, God. Oh.
This cost me 300 bucks!
- Would you shut up about the car? - And another thing,
- how do you know where I live? - Let's just say we're related.
That being the case, I got a little present for you,
something that'll make you rich.
- You want to be rich, don't you? - Oh, yeah. Sure.
Right. That's rich. You're gonna make me rich?
You see this book? This book tells the future.
Tells the results of every major sports event till the end of this century..
football, baseball, horse races, boxing.
The information in here is worth millions,
- and I'm giving it to you. - That's very nice.
Thank you very much.
Now, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
It's "leave, "you idiot. Make like a tree and leave.
You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
All right, then! Leave! And take your book with you.
Don't you get it? You could make a fortune with this book.
Let me show you.
UCLA trails 17 to 16.
It's 4th and 11 with only 18 seconds left of this game.
I'd say it's all over for UCLA.
Bet you a million bucks UCLA wins it, 19 to 17.
What, are you deaf, old man? He just said it was over. You lost.
Oh, yeah?
Here comes Decker with the kick. It's up. It looks good, folks. It looks very good.
Fieldgoal! UCLA wins 19 to 17.
Listen to this Coliseum crowd go wild.
All right, pops, what's the gag?
How did you know what the score was gonna be?
I told you. It's in this book.
All you gotta do is bet on the winner and you'll never lose.
All right. I'll take a look at it.
You damn fool! Never..
Never leave this book laying around.
Don't you have a safe? No, you don't have a safe.
Get a safe. Keep it locked up.
And until then, keep it on you, like this.
- Hey, what are you doin'? - Don't tell anybody about it, either.
And there's one more thing.. One day, a kid...
and a crazy, wild-eyed old man who claims to be a scientist...
is gonna come around asking about it.
I'm trapped. Doc.
- Doc, come in, Doc. - Marty, what's the report?
Biff's gone. He's got the book.
The old man's gone too. I'm locked in Biff's garage.
You gotta fly the DeLorean over here and get me out ofhere.
The address is 1809 Mason Street.
I can't take the DeLorean out in the daylight.
But don't worry, Marty. Somehow I'll get over there.
Doc, wait a minute. Doc. Hey, Doc! Doc!
Perfect.
Biff! Biff! Where are you going now?
I told you, Grandma! I'm going to the dance!
- When you coming home? - The dance.
I will get home when I get home!
Don't forget to turn out the garage light!
Marty? Marty!
Marty.
Marty? Marty? Damn!
Where is that kid?
* Papa loves mambo * * Papa loves mambo **
* Mama loves mambo * * Mama loves mambo **
Doc. Doc, come in.
Come in, Doc.
- Marty, Marty, come in. - Doc..
Marty.
Oh, my.
Great Scott.
Oh, my God.